technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

(Source: wolf-teeth, via elevenis-my-doctor)

— 18 hours ago with 268497 notes

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

(via elevenis-my-doctor)

— 18 hours ago with 67134 notes
bridles-and-boots:

diary-of-a-junior-rider:

brooks-sisters:

He ain’t got no worries.

Uh okay I need that sign, those ribbons, those blue pillows, the striped wall, and that cat please.

I need your room right now

bridles-and-boots:

diary-of-a-junior-rider:

brooks-sisters:

He ain’t got no worries.

Uh okay I need that sign, those ribbons, those blue pillows, the striped wall, and that cat please.

I need your room right now

(via horsesinthering)

— 1 day ago with 1138 notes

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via wewere-destinedtoexplode)

— 2 days ago with 90829 notes

i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

  • Sins

Things that I don’t write:

  • Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

  • Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

  • A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

  • This Place

(Source: anondracomalfoy, via lazarus-wants-to-go-go)

— 2 weeks ago with 182311 notes
g-ayjesus:

antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

babygoatsandfriends:

marthaachloe:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL 


This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) 

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”
In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

Accurate representation of how I try to make friends

g-ayjesus:

antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

babygoatsandfriends:

marthaachloe:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL 

This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) 

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”

In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

Accurate representation of how I try to make friends

(via you-waited-all-this-time)

— 2 weeks ago with 381444 notes

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(via ch4llengerx)

— 2 weeks ago with 552941 notes

dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

image

BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

(Source: youngmoneynort, via lazarus-wants-to-go-go)

— 3 weeks ago with 235746 notes
"its not that hard to get a job"
an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via arienettes)

(Source: jewbeard, via ch4llengerx)

— 3 weeks ago with 52225 notes
awwww-cute:

I Got Drunk,then I bought goats online.. Forgot about it.. My roommate woke me up with this

awwww-cute:

I Got Drunk,then I bought goats online.. Forgot about it.. My roommate woke me up with this

— 3 weeks ago with 656 notes

scorpioncutie:

“anxiety isn’t a real disorder, you’re just shy” 

image

(via hollywoodxlove)

— 3 weeks ago with 390515 notes
wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via slice-of-carloast)

— 3 weeks ago with 205939 notes
keepcalmandride-on:

Vinny from Jersey Shore was a horse show kid! Aww

keepcalmandride-on:

Vinny from Jersey Shore was a horse show kid! Aww

— 4 weeks ago with 90 notes