i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

  • Sins

Things that I don’t write:

  • Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

  • Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

  • A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

  • This Place

(Source: anondracomalfoy, via lazarus-wants-to-go-go)

— 1 week ago with 181568 notes
g-ayjesus:

antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

babygoatsandfriends:

marthaachloe:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL 


This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) 

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”
In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

Accurate representation of how I try to make friends

g-ayjesus:

antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

babygoatsandfriends:

marthaachloe:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL 

This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) 

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”

In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

Accurate representation of how I try to make friends

(via you-waited-all-this-time)

— 1 week ago with 373819 notes

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(via ch4llengerx)

— 1 week ago with 552070 notes

dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

image

BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

(Source: youngmoneynort, via lazarus-wants-to-go-go)

— 2 weeks ago with 235600 notes
"its not that hard to get a job"
an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via arienettes)

(Source: jewbeard, via ch4llengerx)

— 2 weeks ago with 45318 notes
awwww-cute:

I Got Drunk,then I bought goats online.. Forgot about it.. My roommate woke me up with this

awwww-cute:

I Got Drunk,then I bought goats online.. Forgot about it.. My roommate woke me up with this

— 2 weeks ago with 644 notes

scorpioncutie:

“anxiety isn’t a real disorder, you’re just shy” 

image

(via hollywoodxlove)

— 2 weeks ago with 389997 notes
wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via slice-of-carloast)

— 2 weeks ago with 200425 notes
keepcalmandride-on:

Vinny from Jersey Shore was a horse show kid! Aww

keepcalmandride-on:

Vinny from Jersey Shore was a horse show kid! Aww

— 3 weeks ago with 90 notes

ghostbabie:

bunnyfood:

Sophie the English Bulldog Puppy Loves Rolling Down Hills

(via  Kathryn Miller)

I can’t believe this

(via hypocritical-dreamer)

— 3 weeks ago with 2369 notes

ultrafacts:

What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

More facts on Ultrafacts

(via you-waited-all-this-time)

— 3 weeks ago with 144916 notes
electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via apixiehollowninja)

— 3 weeks ago with 322039 notes
quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

(via somewhere-in-neverland-x)

— 3 weeks ago with 222656 notes
Tumblr:Reblogging pictures of bands
Facebook:Finding out tours/news for bands
Twitter:Tweeting band members
Instagram:Selfies of band members
Youtube:Watching band interviews
— 3 weeks ago with 37977 notes